
The Art of Zarum
Original Lyrics
P.O. Box 1509
Zarum
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I’ll put an ad in the paper
Advertise on TV
Buy time on the radio
Rent a billboard so all can see
State my purpose
And leave it to fate
All I’m looking for
Is a compatible mate
Include my picture
And resume
All parties interested
Call night or day
All I want is someone to love
Someone to have and hold
To feel the warmth of her body
Running through me when the night is cold
Allow me to say at the beginning
My intentions are truly sincere
I’ve had my fill of one-night stands
Am I making myself clear
I have my faults
Just like everyone else
But the good
Outweigh the bad
I don’t smoke
I don’t drink
But many an affair
I’ve had
I tend to have an occasional fit
But nothing I would call too serious
Its just part of my profession
Sometimes it leaves me delirious
All I want is someone to love
Someone to have and hold
To feel the warmth of her body
Running through me when the night is cold
Now I’ve met girls
In parties, clubs and functions
I’ve met them
On two continents
I’ve met on the streets
And on the beaches
But never was
My heart content
Now you may say
I’m a bit too choosy
But I don’t find that
Too Strange
Better to have made
The right choice
Then to have to make
An exchange
So if you feel
You can fit the bill
Oh now honey,
honey don’t hesitate
Send in your reply
Picture included
To P.O. Box 1508